[annoying male announcer voice--think car lot commercials or monster truck rallies]:
SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!
THIS SUNDAY!
THE KNIT NOOK SUPER BOWL SUNDAY SALE!
EVERYTHING AT THE KNIT NOOK WILL BE ON SALE!
YARN, BOOKS, BAGS, NOTIONS!
EVERYTHING WILL BE 15% - 75% OFF RETAIL PRICE!
THIS SUNDAY ONLY!
BE THERE!
[sped up voice like at the end of prescription medication commercials]:
Sale is only this Sunday, February 1st, 2009.
Offer does not extend to gift certificates or class registrations.
All purchases will be final. That means no refunds or exchanges.
Please ask your doctor before you attend (kidding, just seeing if you were paying attention.)
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4 comments:
More like, ask your credit card to up your limit!!
What time will you open on Sunday?
We'll be open from 10 am to 6 pm on Sunday.
Cindy
I can't wait! And it's my birthday, so I'll be buying some gifts for myself! haha
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